Travel review: 3D2N @ Lotus Desaru Beach Resort

Note: This is not a sponsored post. All accommodation fees and expenses were fully paid by myself and my family.

Earlier on this year around April, I went down to Desaru with my family for a family vacation and to also celebrate my dad's 55th birthday!


There was no way that we can squeeze 6 adults and 1 baby into my dad's OLD 5 seater Mercedes... and so we rented an MPV! I must have called a gazillion car rental companies asking for the vehicles available on the selected dates and the price to rent the car to drive into Malaysia over the long PH weekend!

We finally settled on a Honda Odysseys from Hirva Car Rental who were quick and patient in attending to all my enquiries!

Hirva Car Rental made the whole rental process very smooth and easy.

Just a few clicks and taps of my keyboard on their online reservation system, pulled out my credit card and viola I've secured the car for my family vacation!


Hirva Car Rental
Website: www.hirvacarrental.com/
Contact: 6693 1942 (Main office) / 6345 9433 (West branch)

I like how Hirva Car Rental had a wide variety of cars for me to choose from, plus they had 2 branches (one at the East, the other at the West) from which I can choose where to get my car!

Another important thing about them is, their website is up to date and easy to understand!!

Some of the car rental companies' website had terrible website designs that were hard to navigate and their car rental prices were written in complicated tables that was difficult to understand! Worst part is when I called to ask for the price... the number that they quoted for me is not even in the damn table. Bloody fuck

Also, Hirva Car Rental doesn't have the ridiculous rule that only because I can return my car on the next day thus I must pay for another full day of using the car wtf. For one more day, it's like an additional 100 bucks or so.

Hirva Car Rental count their days by a full 24 hours so that makes it more cost efficient!

Anyway, a quick glance at the car rental cost:

Note: NO GST CHARGE!!!! Save more monies! \o/

"Hi everybady!"

"It's my first trip abroad!"

"I'm so excited!!"

"BUT FIRST.. Lemme take a snooze during this 90 minutes journey. Zzzzz..."

Going to Desaru is a lot easier and faster now thanks to the new expressway E22!

Also through this trip, I learnt something new: I DON'T NEED 3G FOR "LOCATION" TO WORK IN GOOGLE MAPS!!!!!!

And all my smartphone years... I always thought that I needed 3G for the compass function on Google Maps to work. I feel like a fool now. All the times I bought another SIM card when I was abroad just so that I could navigate my way around. Gahhhhhh!

To all you folks out there, if you don't wanna waste money on getting a SIM card but need a map to find your way around a foreign area here's what you can do:
  • First use a nearby wifi to load your map by selecting the start and end points of your journey
  • Then start the journey with your chosen route
  • As you stepped out of the wifi zone, keep your location setting on and viola! It works!!!!

You Kee Seafood Restaurant

Desaru is all about seafood... LOBSTERS especially.

This is the seafood restaurant that my family frequents over the years and I dare put my life on it when I say that the food here is so much better than the famous Jade Garden Seafood Restaurant featured on television.

We've ever had ONE meal at Jade Garden's and it was also the last. Everyone at the table concluded that Jade Garden failed miserably in comparison for quantity and quality of food.

At You Kee's... The lobsters are bigger — I love their deep fried butter lobsters and it is a must-have on the table every time! Their food is more fragrant. The whole place has a rustic feel that I LOVE! And the price for food at You Kee's is a lot cheaper than the price at Jade Garden too!

So, be smart and have better food at a cheaper price!


You Kee Seafood Restaurant
55 Jalan Pantai, Sungai Rengit
Pengerang, Johor Bahru

Operation days/hours: All days of the week, 1100hrs - 2230hrs
Google map: http://goo.gl/maps/v4CU8


Arrived at Lotus Desaru Beach Resort

Lotus Desaru Beach Resort has gone through an extensive renovation since its golden days as Desaru Impiana Resort.

I remember my first trip to Desaru Impiana Resort (now known as "Lotus Desaru Beach Resort") when I was about 7? My mom coined the place as the Disneyland of Desaru... and that's what it really seemed like to me!

The place had a ferris wheel, merry-go-round, spinning teacups, a brightly coloured choo-choo train that went around the resort compound... and the whole place was lit up with neon lighting at night! It was like a carnival!!

But now all of that is gone, and I am sorely disappointed with what I uncovered during this trip.

I miss the good ol' Desaru Impiana Resort :(

Happy baby in sight

Regardless of what I said, there is still one little fella who was super happy about the trip!

She still wasn't able to walk when we travelled there, and so she mostly furniture cruised (ie. walk while holding onto nearby furnitures for support) around the area and crawled over all of our beds.

Here's a brief introduction of our 3-bedroom suite:

Bedroom #1: King size bed

This room is the biggest of all 3 rooms, has its own balcony and ensuite toilet!

I gave this bedroom to my sister and her family as we didn't get a cot for baby, and even if we did she wouldn't sleep on it. She has gotten used to sleeping on big beds! :/

Ensuite toilet to bedroom #1

A ridiculously large bathroom with a bathtub that had no hot water!

Oh FYI both toilets in the suite had NO HOT WATER!!!! Everyone had to take cold showers during our stay.


Bedroom #2: Queen size bed

Gave this room to my parents. It is a tad small but cozy and comfortable.

It came equipped with a cupboard and a dressing table (not taken in the picture above).

I like how the room had ceiling to floor windows which allowed adequate sunlight to flood in. It gave the room a cheery + relaxing vibe!

Bedroom #3: Two single size bed

Mine and H's room. Quite obviously you can see which bed is mine (hint: spot the green frog).

Our room was pretty big,and well-equipped with a cupboard and a dressing table too. The only downside was that the wooden flooring was uneven and I could SEE and FEEL the cracks in between.

I was hesitant about letting le puffball to crawl around our room as I was afraid of it causing her knees to be scraped! Some serious repair works truly needs to be done.

Common space: Living / Dining / Kitchen / Study area

My mom was most satisfied with this living space because (in her words) "everyone is TOGETHER!"

If your mom is like mine, you'll know that this holiday place is a prime choice for your family!

In holiday mood!

Retail shop

A convenience store in the resort that sells whatever that you might possibly have forgotten but need, at a fraction higher of its average cost.

So if you don't wanna spend the extra ka-chink, PACK WISELY.

Funfair

From aracade machines (I saw bishi-bashi!) to bumper cars... there is sufficient indoor entertainment for the kids when it rains or during the night.

Or you can also book a room at their karaoke lounge and the whole family can sing their lungs heart out.

Seaview hall

The venue that everyone in the resort gathers at to have their breakfast in the morning. There is a guaranteed satisfying array of food available, however be warned... the place is FUCKING crowded.

Also, be warned that the place is not air-conditioned.

The hall is furnished with big round tables that can fit about 12 pax? Perhaps more.

There is the choice to sit outside by the beach but I doubt anyone in the right mind would wanna do that unless they are desperate for somewhere to sit. The 9am sun beating down on one's head, the heat emitted by the sand and the blinding reflection of sunlight is sure to drive anyone mad.

It already drove me mad as I stood within the shelters of the hall staring at those outdoor seats. I was so thankful for the ceiling fans that provided little (but at least some) cooling to the huge room.




Take a dip in the pool

After having breakfast, there are two obvious choices for water activities: pool or sea.

There are about 3 pools in the resort if I did not recall wrongly:
  1. The first pool one of the two larger pools and is the nearest to the funfair. Few adults in the pool but it is packed with kids and their respective floats.
  2. The second large pool in the resort is situated at the Waterpark where the water slide and Giant Coconut Fall can be found. However the water in this pool is incredibly murky — it made me wonder how many tens of people have peed in it?!
  3. The last pool is the one that my family used. It is the smallest but thank goodness, IT WAS THE CLEANEST. It is surrounded by block I, L and M. There was a kids pool and an adults pool that you can't do laps in it, but you can at least frolic and splash some water around.

There is one towel counter stationed at each of the 3 pools; ready to provide you with freshly laundered pool towels.

Take a walk by the beach

A friendly word of advice: ARM YOURSELF WITH INSECT REPELLENT.

On our first night at the resort, H and I took a stroll around the compounds of the resort.

As we neared the beach, we could smell a distinctively strong scent of insect repellent from the nearby hotel guests who were either dining at the beachside bar (Rhu Bar) or building sandcastles at the fringe of the beach. I suppose everyone was terrified of blood-sucking mozzies or even the more dreadful sandlies.

I didn't have time to take a dip in the sea but at least I managed to squeeze some time in for a walk at the beach after breakfast. The experience was wonderful.

Kicking the cooling sea waters and watching the sand beneath my feet being washed away by the waves...Most importantly, NO dirty tar on the beach. THANK GOODNESS.




Rating: 3/5

My two cents:

It has been a pleasant vacation and I would return to Desaru for another short weekend vacation, but I unfortunately would not be staying with this resort again.

PROS
  • Thumbs up to good service provided throughout the entire stay... what with our electronic door lock being buggy, the need for the hotel's tech staff to personally make a trip to our room and assist H in getting internet connectivity for his work laptop, and my barrage of enquiries at the front desk on several occasions.
  • The staff were quick to top-up any food that might be running low or have run out. The quality of food served at their breakfast buffet is decent and I must highly compliment on their banana cake! Fabulously tasty, fluffy and still dense! I did the most auntie thing ever by wrapping a few slices in a couple of serviettes and tabao-ed it back to the room! HEHE!!!

CONS
  • There was too much to just check-in. I forgot to mention that they have 2 lobby areas and both had a counter titled "reception". The further one is where you are suppose to go to get yourself checked in, and the nearer one to the entrance is deserted with no directions or information board to give proper directions that would lead to the right reception area. I was so bloody confused.
  • The room is adequate for staying but based on the room rates, I was expecting more. The room looked old and was in need of a good check and some repairs. The toilet was disappointing and REALLY... NO HOT SHOWERS???? After emerging from the pool, one is often freezing cold and would like a nice hot shower when they return to their room. However we were greeted with disappointing icy cold showers.
  • The pool...... urrgh. Crowded pools, that I can take. But pools with murky water is a HUGE no-no for me! So unhygienic!!!!!!!

As for everything else in the resort, it was decent and well-acceptable.

Nike: Just Do It (Zalora)


So I am currently working as a therapist in a community hospital where a lot of physical manual handling and exercises are involved. Sometimes I sweat so much from it and I get such terrible body aches that I feel like I am undergoing the physical rehabilitation WITH my patients.

After a day's worth of work, I sometimes feel so jelly that I think it is equivalent to a week's worth of proper exercise. I often use this excuse to dodge H's nagging to go running or gym with him.

I am too muthafucking lazy. And tired.

I would just want my bed or the couch. Ahhh....

With that said, I do feel guilty because I have not participated in any proper exercising for ages. It takes a lot of physical dragging these days to get me to exercise.

There was a period of time (by that I meant late of last year and not like forever...) when I actively sought out time to go run or go swim.

I made good use of the swimming pool in NYP during my last term of school, and after living in Woodlands for 5 years I finally ran the 2km path from my house to Woodlands Waterfront.

Sunset view at Woodlands Waterfront

But hey, that's all gonna change really soon with my due-to-arrive immense amount of free time. And for that I need to celebrate it with some new sports apparels to jolt me to uphold my own promise to run more.


Check this out: Nike Outlet Singapore

And here is where I might just get some of those new clothings.


My eyes are going oogly at the sight of the greatly discounted prices for these Nike outfits!!!

Staycation review: RWS Genting Hotel Jurong

I received a promotional email from RWS a couple months back to stay at their latest investment - Genting Hotel Jurong. The promotion was fab!!! Approximately SGD 150 for a night in "Superior Room" + breakfast buffet for two, and two tickets to S.E.A. Aquarium!

I tried searching for this promotion on the RWS website, unfortunately my search was to of no avail. Thus I concluded that the promotion was exclusive to their email listees (oopsie!)

I forwarded the email to H and threatened got him to help make the reservation immediately as he had easier access to a computer.

So a month after the grand opening of the hotel, we headed down to check it out for ourselves!!!


Reception area

Upon our arrival at the hotel, we were swiftly ushered to one of the many reception counters available. The waiting time was... less than a minute? Thumbs up to their efficiency level!

As we were checking in, our receptionist informed us that due to the full occupancy of all "Superior Rooms", we would be upgraded to "Deluxe Room"(!!!) for our stay and we would be having a King-size bed. The sight of a goofy wide grin spreading across H's face upon hearing the delightful "U" word - PRICELESS.

Tadah!!! Presenting to you, the "Deluxe Room"

I know, not very fantastic right? LOL

H and I walked in, and we had a "banana in pyjamas" moment.

H: Er.....
Me: Room very small right?
H: Ya.
Me: Deluxe room so small liao, I wonder how our previous Superior room would be like.
H: Haha.. Ya lor. But bo bian, Singapore not enough land.
Me: Yeah. At least we got King size bed... Siam!!! I want to jump on the bed!!! Wheeeeeee! *jumps onto the bed*
H: Oi! Haven't take photo of the room!!!!

Too late! Fluffeh pillowssssss!!

All food and drinks within the room are complimentary!

There was also a can of 100-plus and a packet of Yeo's Bandung in the chiller. Both drinks were on-the-house!

Small sanitation room but adequately sufficient to fulfil your toileting + hygiene needs

Happy selfie!

RWS charm bracelet courtesy of the hotel, thank you!

My favourite charms are the cat and the RWS gold ingot!

A triple-fold sofa bed that can be unfolded to become a sofa bed for one pax!


Brightly lit + colourful carpeted corridors

Heads-up on something about this hotel: It is filled with "ah tiongs" (aka PRCs).

We couldn't figure out the reason behind the influx of PRCs. Maybe because the hotel is part of RWS franchise and thus supposedly considered "atas", but the cost per room here is a smaller fraction as compared to those in Sentosa.


Sky lounge

The Sky Lounge is located on the top most floor of the building, and is a space that is used mostly for events. It constitutes an indoor air-conditioned area and an outside area (as seen in the photo).

Festive cafe

This is where we had our breakfast buffet in the morning, which had a fairly decent variety of food available. The only thing that is lacking from the breakfast buffet is an egg station :( I love my morning egg omelettes!

Plain congee with some condiments

Asian breakfast

Pastries, cakes and bread are also available. H said that the crossiant was pretty good!

"Convenience" vending machines

Selling light snacks and hydrating beverages... to socks, underwear, toothbrushes and Durex feather-lite condoms (for those kinky nights minus the unplanned pregnancy)!


Small bar on the first floor

By "small", I actually mean puny.

There was a bartender there at night but no drinking guests were present. I guess it was because the lobby lights (which were white lights and fully on) made the place looked so family-friendly and uninviting to drinkers.

The only guests who would pop by are probably fathers who are too pissed off with his rowdy kids and naggy wife, and is in a desperate need for some cave time with a cup of terrible Tiger beer.

If he isn't desperate or have absolute bad taste, he would definitely not have gone for a Tiger.


Computers for the business people who are in need of Internet access.
Unfortunately the Internet access isn't FOC. Whoops!


Ratings: 3.5/5

My two cents:
A family-oriented, budget hotel for the lower middle-class.

Pros to this hotel is its accessibility as the nearest MRT station (Jurong East) is 12-15 minutes walk away, and it is situated around various shopping centres.

The nearest shopping mall from the hotel would be JCube which is about 5-minutes walk away, and the next nearest would be JEM which requires 10 minutes of walking. Jurong Regional Library is right smack opposite of the hotel, and there is a bus stop right outside of the hotel (not sure what bus services are available though).

Do note that despite there being a cafe on the ground floor, there is no (food) room service available at this hotel. And also no bathrobes and bedroom slippers provided too — that's why I say budget!!

There is an electronic safety box within the room, and the usual toilet amenities (such as toothbrush, soap, shower cap and etc) are all available for your usage at no extra charges.

Free shuttle bus rides to and fro Sentosa are available for their hotel guests, so going to USS, Adventure Cove or S.E.A. Aquarium is not a problem at all!

Asia's Next Top Model

It was one of those weekday nights when I wanna be a couch potato after a horribly long day at work... and the TV decides to give my night a really tough time.

No nice channels to watch! *sniff sniff*

So I flipped around the channels, and finally found something of interest to watch!!!!

SingTel's MioTV was having a rerun on one of the episodes of...

Asia's Next Top Model: Season 3

In case you are a recluse and live in a cave, Asia's Next Top Model is a reality television series featuring girls who come together from different parts of South Asia and the Far East region. In the show, the girls are given a chance to compete and be "Asia's Next Top Model"!!

In this season, the girls will work together with the supermodel host/judge Georgina Wilson and fashion designer Alex Perry, who will guide these ambitious young woman in becoming successful models exuding confidence and beauty.

The gorgeous supermodel host, Georgina Wilson

As I watched the show, I eyed the outfits that the girls wore, wondering where I could possibly get the pretty dresses, the sparkly accessories and TO-DIE-FOR SHOES!!!!!!


AND, THANK BUDDHA.


I FINALLY HAVE THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION!!!!!!


All outfits seen in Asia's Next Top Model 3 are sponsored by ZALORA.

ZALORA is collaborating with the show and is the main clothing sponsor, aiding the contestants in their challenges and in getting them photo-shoot ready!



ZALORA has dedicated a collection for the show (collection title: Asia's Next Top Model) and the outfits have been segmented according to the episode number!

It is now so much easier now to find and GET MY YOUR HANDS on that outfit that you have been secretly desiring!!!

Time to go shopping.... *rubs hand in glee*

Quick guide to Ao Nang, Krabi

Went to Ao Nang, Krabi around early October last year with my sister, her husband and my little brother. It was a pretty bad period to go because it WOULD NOT STOP RAINING!!!!

It rained from the first day that I was there until the third last day. I failed to enjoy any of the sunny days because I had food poisoning and was too preoccupied with keeping myself afloat from my vomit. (Coconut milk is lethal....)